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A woman with her legs sliced off can be observed very often taking pleasure in the vista at Chestnut Hill Reservoir Dam before dawn. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that is better not upset.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has sometimes been distinguished late in the night drifting down Aberjona River.
A space man is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions shouting at a rock in Brooks-Parkhurst Town Forest around midnight.
An martian tourist from space may every so often be perceived dragging a cadaver through some bushes in Ada Govan Bird Sanctuary after midnight.
The ghost of a guy holding a blood-covered sword was made out slurping regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Belmont. The arrival of the viewer terrified the ghost who then faded away. One of the residents strongly declares that this phantom may be the spirit of a local who died here in Belmont a long time ago. No matter what folks verbalize,
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it certainly is a terrifying spirit that you do not want to come across after midnight.
The ghost of a civil war soldier materialized at Harvey Beach going for a dark-hour swim. The onlooker was terrified and escaped. Several of the folks who live in this town say this ghost may very well be a famous days gone by inhabitant of Belmont. One thing's
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for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that any normal person would not want to come across.
Bigfoot was distinguished at the stroke of midnight glancing over Parker Meadow.
The ghost of an awfully scorched female emerged fly fishing from the water's edge of Aberjona Pond late at night. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the eye witness.
The ghost of a guy having letters cut into his forehead was seen late in the night exploring Hemlock Gorge in detail. When the phantom was seen it disappeared into the thin air.
The spirit of the driver of a train was made out on a dark night flying over the Middlesex Fells. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being made out.
A space invader from planet Pluto is often perceived walking a Rottweiler in the early morning hours on a dark Belmont residential road.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been witnessed on frequent occasions staring through flat windows in Belmont before dawn.
An ET may regularly be made
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out on the highest spot of Mount Andrew very late at night looking at the sight.
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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