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These are some lies we made up about Bellingham.
A space invader from planet Mars is every so often witnessed appearing in a restroom mirror.
Christopher Columbus has been said to have been spotted on a small number of instances seated on a couch in a trailer outside Bellingham.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may once in a while be seen up on the apex of Bald Hill scaring people.
An ET was noticed in Bungay Swamp at the stroke of midnight attempting to conceal a corpse.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space became visible at Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor looking terrifying.
A space invader from planet Neptune was seen at State Park Beach looking crossly at the witness.
A woman with her arms cut off appeared in the backseat of a Buick by the driver spotting the spirit in his rear view mirror late at night. When the observer appeared the ghost ran away.
A space man from another planet was noticed by an old man hiking along a trail close
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to Bellingham.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a bloody knife has repeatedly been seen carving an opening by Coblin Rock.
An army uniform strolling around lacking a body in it is frequently made out in Dean Junior College Historic District late in the night trashing a photo.
The ghost of a civil war combatant has purportedly
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been perceived on a handful of instances at Aldrich Brook before dawn tossing boulders into the stream. Many local residents say this phantom is probably the undead phantom of a resident who used to live here in Bellingham.
The ghost of a badly burned lady can regularly be noticed at Blackstone Dam before dawn searching for a hat.
An ET may be seen frequently on the water's edge of Blackstone River Reservoir drinking apple juice.
A gigantic cheetah has once in a while been perceived checking out Blackstone Gorge in detail before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object is from time to time perceived sitting on a bench in an apartment in Bellingham.
A space invader from Saturn is rumored to have been noticed on frequent occasions seeking something underneath a streetlamp in Bellingham.
The ghost of an engine driver has often been witnessed searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Bellingham home before dawn.
The ghost of a gravely mangled hunter
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pulling a dead bear is frequently observed taking a rest at the dining table in a Bellingham apartment. Local people allege that this phantom is the undead spirit of a long dead Bellingham local.
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Ghost Sightings From Bellingham
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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