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These are some lies we made up about Belchertown.
A space man from Saturn has every now and then been made out stacking bricks in Belchertown Center Historic District at the stroke of midnight.
Snow White is from time to time distinguished by Axe Factory Brook obliterating a photo.
A space invader from another world is known to have been observed on a few occasions on a dark night examining Holland Glen in detail.
A man with a knife in his head has regularly been distinguished around midnight looking across Smiths Pasture.
A huge pronghorn is often distinguished bass fishing from the shore of Alden Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a mailman has been said to have been made out on one or two instances at Alden Pond Dam before sunrise conversing into the thin air. Whatever folks exclaim, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A womanly character may often be seen camping out in Cadwell Memorial Forest at midnight.
An ET may be
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witnessed very frequently up on Bagg Hill sobbing.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship has every so often been observed in an autopart store in the Belchertown vicinity.
A gigantic dromedary is occasionally spotted trying to dump a cadaver in Larence Swamp very late at night.
An martian tourist from space has
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allegedly been made out on a handful of occasions trying on shoes in a Belchertown flat.
A sasquatch can occasionally be distinguished nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Belchertown.
An extremely large seal was witnessed performing a tune on a harp in a Belchertown flat.
The phantom of a female with satanic symbols cut into her back came into sight in a mirror in a Belchertown trailer; the ghost was only observable in the mirror. When the witness showed up the ghost escaped. One thing's for guaranteed, it without a doubt is a frightening phantom that should be left alone.
An enormous bat was noticed in a house close to Belchertown.
A gargantuan mountain goat was spotted howling at the observer to go away in Bigelow Hollow State Park at the ranger station.
A gigantic musk deer was observed trying to locate a book under a parked Pontiac in a Belchertown parking lot at night.
A very large ground hog has frequently been distinguished in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage
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Corridor outside the ranger station stacking chunks of concrete.
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Ghost Sightings From Belchertown
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Ghost Sightings From Belchertown
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
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