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These are some lies we made up about Bedford.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was seen marching through a Bedford area cemetery.
A space man came into sight redistributing orbs about by Bloody Bluff.
The ghost of a gold-miner was made out before sunrise staring across Bedford Levels. The ghost waved to the watcher.
The ghost of a gentleman outfitted as a plumber was distinguished turning toward the watcher alongside a deserted road in close proximity to Bedford late in the night. When the ghost was made out it faded away into the air.
The spirit of a guy wearing a law enforcement outfit has frequently been spotted in Ackerson Playground before dawn yelling at the witness to stay away. Whichever way, this phantom indisputably is scary; one that any sane person would not want to encounter.
The spirit of an elderly guy with a long white mustache has been noticed on a small number of occasions in Billerica State Forest in the early morning hours before sunrise gathering
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sticks to make a fire.
An martian voyager from the cosmos may repeatedly be noticed being in an uninhabited dwelling in Bedford.
A very large impala may be noticed very often drifting by on Assabet River in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic sloth has once in a while been noticed at Batemans Pond Dam before sunrise
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enjoying the vista.
A lady with an axe sticking out of her head is once in a while witnessed having a slice of pizza in a rubber boat on Horn Pond. According to what the folks who live here say, this spirit can be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Bedford some time ago.
Henry VIII can occasionally be seen smoking a cigar in Shaker Glen at midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has repeatedly been distinguished creeping out of Batemans Pond Swamp drenched in mud before sunrise.
A space invader is regularly perceived observing the view from the summit of Arlington Heights Hills on a dark night.
An armor from the middle ages with no human being inside is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions being carried by a bike on a shady road near Bedford. Lots of local residents say this ghost is probably the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Bedford.
A moderately see-through gentleman clad as the skipper of a vessel can frequently
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be seen in a house in Bedford.
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
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Ghost Sightings From Bedford
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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