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These are some lies we made up about Becket.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft was spotted in a boat on Ashley Lake carving a crater.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy became visible studying the panorama from the top of Bald Top before dawn.
A space alien from Mars was perceived in October Mountain State Forest in the early morning hours camping out.
A space invader from deep space has repeatedly been distinguished performing a tune on a harpsichord in a Becket house.
The ghost of a hobo is repeatedly noticed by Dalton Center School dining on a chicken drumstick.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
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