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An extremely large gorilla showed up on the peak of Allen Hill at the stroke of midnight looking at the panorama.
A space man was spotted in Barre Common District at midnight hiding a dead body by a big boulder.
An extremely large guinea pig appeared contemplating by a scary tall tree in Barre State Forest.
The ghost of a planter in a worn hat was seen at Bell Brook at midnight heaving pebbles into the stream. The ghost did not mind that there was someone else nearby. If you talk to the locals, this ghost enjoys scaring foolish folks who come trying to find ghosts in Barre. Nevertheless, it unquestionably is a scary phantom that is better not interrupted.
An enormous vicuna was observed screaming names of people down near the waterfront at Adams Pond.
An Iguanodon has frequently been noticed hovering across the Burnshirt Hills late in the night.
A colossal iguana is frequently witnessed by Barre Falls Dam very late at night looking
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at the water.
A young girl in a blood-splattered prom dress has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions downing water from Barre Falls in the early morning hours.
An martian traveler from outer space can repeatedly be observed scrambling out of Blood Swamp soaked in slime late in the night.
A female with a bottle-green
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face can be spotted very frequently staring at a man snoozing in an armchair in a residence in Barre. In any event, this spirit undeniably is chilling; one that you wouldn't want to come across late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Barre
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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