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A giant panda may often be witnessed speaking into the thin air as if someone besides was nearby.
An alien can be spotted time and again peeking through trailer windows in Barnstable very late at night.
The ghost of a steel-miner is every now and then perceived hovering across the Sandy Neck Dunes around midnight. According to the locals, this spirit may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Barnstable many years ago.
A huge ibex is known to have been observed on frequent occasions at Beach Point in the early morning hours staring down into the water.
A woman with a half see-through body has often been seen on the shore of Dunns Pond going berserk. In any event, it certainly is a chilling ghost that should be avoided.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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