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These are some lies we made up about Baldwinville.
A wandering ghost came into view concealing a dead body by a large boulder in Baldwinville Village Historic District very late at night. When the ghost was seen it faded away into the night. Regardless of what folks exclaim, it sure is a menacing spirit that any sensible person wouldn't want to come across.
A gargantuan waterbuck was made out at Baldwin Water Supply Pond Dam late at night gulping paint.
The ghost of an airline pilot was noticed drifting by on Bailey Brook after midnight. The phantom was swallowed by the night after being noticed.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack hauling a big axe has frequently been observed staggering through a Baldwinville neighborhood churchyard.
A space man from another galaxy is regularly noticed looking for another ghost down beside the shore at Cook Pond.
A scary skeleton has supposedly been noticed on numerous instances on the highest spot of one of the hills in the Burnshirt Hills around
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midnight clutching a human skull.
A space man may regularly be witnessed crawling out of Thousand Acre Swamp soaked in dirty water in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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