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These are some lies we made up about Ayer.
The ghost of a tied up lady can often be distinguished by Balch Pond Dike in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
An alien from outer space may be observed often dragging a dead body over rocks in Ayer State Game Area before sunrise.
A big creepy beast has occasionally been noticed holding a human headbone at the stroke of midnight on a lawn in Ayer.
A woman having the head of a goblin is every so often witnessed resting at the kitchen counter in an Ayer apartment yelling. Folks assert that this spirit can be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Ayer many years ago. In any event, this ghost unquestionably is creepy; one that is preferably not upset.
An enormous guinea pig has been said to have been distinguished on one or two instances looking at Harvard Town Beach.
The ghost of a guy having half his head gone has frequently been witnessed in the early morning hours admiring The Ox Bow. A resident asserts that this
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ghost may be a famous old days inhabitant of Ayer. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that you do not want to run into late at night.
A headless woman is regularly witnessed excavating a hole in the ground in J Harry Rich State Forest at midnight.
An extremely large ground hog has been said to have been witnessed on several occasions
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by Browns Swamp contemplating.
The ghost of a teen girl may be made out frequently on the shore of Baddacook Pond pushing orbs around.
The ghost of a lady with half her head not there has once in a while been noticed wandering through a residence in Ayer.
An ET has supposedly been observed on many occasions facing the eye witness up on the apex of Baralock Hill.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can once in a while be seen mounted on a camel by the side of a highway next to Ayer.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy was seen hurling boulders in the middle of Baddacook Brook.
A space invader from the Moon appeared walking through a trailer right next door to Ayer.
A female with a machete in her head was witnessed in a phone booth in Ayer talking on the telephone. The ghost did not seem to be agonized by the bystanders. One of the people who live here decisively argues that this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Ayer.
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Ghost Sightings From Ayer
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Ghost Sightings From Ayer
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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