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These are some lies we made up about Avon.
A colossal hartebeest is once in a while perceived pulling a cadaver from the freezing water of Beaver Brook in the early morning hours.
An armed forces outfit strolling about lacking a body in it can once in a while be noticed climbing a giant tree in Rocky Woods before sunrise.
An alien from planet Neptune was spotted at Ames Pond Dam before dawn moving orbs around.
The spirit of a civil war soldier became visible in Ames Nowell State Park on a dark night covering a dead body by a large boulder. The ghost didn't appear to be scared by the watchers.
An alien from space was perceived in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing across Hole in Rock.
The ghost of an appallingly charred female came into view turning toward the observer by Pakomet Spring at midnight. The ghost nodded to the viewer. Scores of locals say this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy folks who come seeking ghosts in Avon.
The ghost of the driver
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of a train was observed looking angrily at the witness in Slide Notch before dawn. The ghost was ingested by the thin air after being seen. Folks here allege that this ghost may very well be a celebrated former time local of Avon.
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
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Ghost Sightings From Avon
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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