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These are some lies we made up about Auburndale.
An alien from Pluto may be spotted over and over again exploring Hemlock Gorge in detail before dawn.
A space invader from another galaxy has every so often been spotted snooping in mailboxes very late at night in Auburndale.
A gargantuan guanaco is every now and then perceived playing a tune on an accordion in an Auburndale house.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been perceived on a handful of occasions attempting to deposit a dead body in Bryant Swamp in the early morning hours.
A Stegosaurus may every so often be distinguished hacking down a big tree in Hundreds Woods around midnight.
A very large hog was spotted flashing a flash light in Alder Brook.
An alien from Mars came into sight in an Auburndale secondary school at midnight walking the halls.
An extremely large yak was observed pushing orbs about in Adams Playground late at night.
A gargantuan toad was observed looking frightening
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next to the shore at Harvey Beach.
A space invader from another galaxy was observed facing the witness on the water's edge of Chandler Pond.
Archimedes is frequently noticed up on Arlington Heights Hills yelling at the observer to disappear.
An extraterrestrial has been distinguished on frequent instances by Charles River Dam At
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South Natick at midnight gazing at the water.
A giant lynx may repeatedly be made out in a mirror in an Auburndale trailer; the spirit was exclusively observable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburndale
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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