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Auburn, Massachusetts Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Auburn.
The spirit of a homeless man is often made out flinging chunks of concrete into Auburn Pond very late at night.
The phantom of a youthful cowboy has been noticed on a few instances standing by a wild highway outside Auburn.
An enormous hare may be spotted frequently sobbing in Apricot Street Playground in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a miner has occasionally been witnessed howling up on the pinnacle of Mount Ararat.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship is once in a while noticed gazing down at The Cascade on a dark night.
A gigantic panda has supposedly been noticed on a few occasions at Arnold Pond Dam before sunrise taking pleasure in the scenery.
An martian vacationer from another galaxy has frequently been spotted traveling on a motorcycle on a gloomy highway near Auburn.
Snow White is known to have been seen on frequent instances hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Bartons Brook before
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sunrise.
The spirit of a guy dressed as a janitor may repeatedly be distinguished struggling to conceal a body in Bond Hollow Swamp at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan crocodile may be witnessed over and over again in a house in Auburn.
A lady with a half translucent body has now and then been spotted down beside the water
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at Norcross Point staring crossly at the viewer. No matter what, this is an unpleasant ghost that is better not messed with.
The ghost of a guy sporting a police force outfit is every now and then distinguished strolling along a desolate highway near Auburn. One of the people who live here decisively claims that this ghost may be a celebrated old days resident of Auburn.
An enormous sheep has allegedly been seen on a small number of instances relaxing in a beanbag in an apartment near Auburn.
An ET from space was observed in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
The ghost of an old guy with a large gray beard became visible by a lady camping at a campground next to Auburn. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the observer.
A colossal lamb became visible right by the entrance to Bigelow Hollow State Park devastating a picture.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was perceived trying to find a picture quite near
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the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor.
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
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Ghost Sightings From Auburn
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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