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An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has supposedly been witnessed on frequent occasions in Capron Park in the early morning hours reading a newsletter.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship may repeatedly be perceived hauling a human headbone in the middle of a desolate highway near Attleboro at night.
An alien tourist from another planet can be witnessed frequently on the water's edge of Central Pond yelling.
A luminous human body has sometimes been noticed at Chartley Pond Dam before sunrise trying to utter something.
A Megalosaurus is every so often noticed shining a lamp in Robin Hollow at midnight.
A gigantic porpoise is known to have been spotted on a handful of instances drifting along on Abbott Run in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien from outer space was spotted collecting wood to make a fire in Great Woods in the early morning hours.
Cinderella showed up by Hemlock Swamp shouting names.
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giant duckbill was observed slurping water from Pawtucket Falls very late at night.
A huge addax materialized gazing down into the water at Bass Rock before sunrise.
The ghost of a pregnant female was made out on the peak of Great Meadow Hill before sunrise examining the scenery. This specific ghost has been made out over and over again
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in this place.
A decapitated man was witnessed hanging out in an abandoned home in Attleboro. There are other accounts regarding this ghost in the vicinity.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has repeatedly been distinguished standing by a secluded highway outside Attleboro.
A female with her arms chopped off is frequently observed traveling on a motorcycle on a shady highway close to Attleboro. Regardless of what people articulate, it's undoubtedly a creepy phantom that any wise person wouldn't want to encounter.
A gigantic ferret has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions swallowing blood from a mug in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor outside the park headquarters.
An alien from planet Mercury can frequently be witnessed in a residence in Attleboro.
A gigantic bear may be witnessed time and again in an Attleboro trailer.
A soldier's outfit wandering around without a body in it has every so often been seen staggering by the side of
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a deserted road near Attleboro. Nonetheless, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Ghost Sightings From Attleboro
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Ghost Sightings From Attleboro
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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