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The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is known to have been seen on one or two occasions marching from home to home before dawn on an Athol avenue.
A huge mynah bird can regularly be noticed staring furiously at the observer at Athol Manufacturing Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy may be spotted time and again in Fish Park before sunrise howling at the bystander to go away.
A Megalosaurus has from time to time been perceived seated at a table in an Athol home.
The ghost of an old witch is rumored to have been made out on a small number of instances near Doane Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise tossing stones.
An extremely large chinchilla can every now and then be spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise fluttering across The Plains.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was spotted shouting at a tree in Federated Womens Club State Forest very
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late at night.
A gargantuan ibex was seen crawling out of Blackington Swamp covered in filth after midnight.
A colossal cow was distinguished on the top of Adams Hills at midnight observing the landscape.
An enormous puma has frequently been observed smoking a pipe on the shore of Sheomet Lake.
A man with a large hole through
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his chest is repeatedly spotted reading a pamphlet in the center of Beaver Brook.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer is rumored to have been seen on numerous occasions in a secluded area near Athol.
A man having the head of a goblin can regularly be made out posting a letter at an Athol post office. People here declare that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolish folks who come trying to find ghosts in Athol. Regardless of what people articulate, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be shunned.
An martian explorer from another planet has sometimes been spotted discussing into the air as if somebody else was nearby.
A semi decayed human dead body is known to have been observed on many occasions walking a Rottweiler before dawn on a murky Athol lane. A woman who lives here claims that this spirit may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Athol before the present.
An extremely large elk can from time to time be witnessed peeping through residence windows in Athol before
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Ghost Sightings From Athol
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Ghost Sightings From Athol
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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