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The phantom of a man sporting army attire may be observed very frequently hauling a cadaver from the chilly water of Blackberry River at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for sure, it sure is a creepy ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to bump into.
A medieval knight's armor devoid of a human being inside has sometimes been seen creeping out from a storm drain on an Ashley Falls lane before sunrise.
A somewhat transparent guy clad as the skipper of a fishing boat has supposedly been seen on one or two instances snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Ashley Falls. In any event, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
A sizeable scary ghost can now and then be distinguished in Keep Swamp late at night struggling to dump a cadaver.
The ghost of a chained up guy was witnessed staring across Sheffield Plain around midnight. The witness escaped right after she set eyes on the spirit. A number of folks say this ghost may well be a recognized old days local of Ashley Falls.
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The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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