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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
A woman devoid of a head was witnessed by Ashland Reservoir Dam late at night staring at the water. The ghost talked about revenging an assassination.
A man lacking a head was made out shining a flash light up on the summit of Bald Hill. The onlooker was terrified and ran away.
An extremely creepy ghost has often been made out scaring folks in Anna Murphy Playground in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space is often observed creeping out of a drain hole on an Ashland residential street very late at night.
An enormous finch is known to have been observed on frequent occasions looking menacing mid stream in Angelica Brook.
A space man from planet Mercury may regularly be witnessed playing a song on a piano in an Ashland flat.
The spirit of an old female holding a shot gun can be distinguished frequently in an Ashland school before dawn marching the hallways. Whatever people articulate,
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it's a menacing ghost that is better not interrupted.
A huge beaver has every so often been distinguished next to the water at McMunns Point scraping out a nook.
A giant bull is every now and then perceived by Bogastere Swamp demolishing a photo.
A space invader from deep space has been said to have been observed on a small number
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of occasions searching for a shoe down at the waterfront at Craddock Crewes Pond.
Johann Sebastian Bach has frequently been observed in a mirror in an Ashland building; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief is regularly spotted in a residence next to Ashland. It has been declared that this specific phantom loves frightening unwise folks who come seeking phantoms in Ashland.
A pitch black bat that turned into a female is known to have been distinguished on several occasions discussing into the night in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor outside the ranger station. One thing is for guaranteed, it's undoubtedly a bloodcurdling phantom that you wouldn't wish to run into around midnight.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship can regularly be seen in an Ashland area store, striding the aisles.
An extremely large otter has now and then been noticed grasping a human headbone late in the night by a mailbox in Ashland.
The ghost
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of a dispossessed guy is once in a while witnessed sniveling at Quaddick State Park.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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