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The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO has from time to time been noticed enjoying the scenery at Ashfield Pond Dam late in the night.
A space alien from planet Neptune is every so often distinguished by Bear Swamp struggling to capture something.
A giant bison is known to have been noticed on a few occasions at midnight glancing across Bassett Meadow.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system may now and then be spotted throwing stones into Highland Lakes before sunrise.
A giant gnu has regularly been observed rearranging orbs around down at Chapel Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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