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An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy came into sight burning a shoe in Ashby Common at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a guy gripping a sword was noticed glugging down blood from a container at Ashby Reservoir Dam late at night. The watcher got scared and escaped.
A gigantic finch was noticed near the water at Damon Pond trying to find a glove.
A female with worms crawling out of her eye sockets is frequently made out in an Ashby area supermarket, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her back has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions smoking a pipe down next to The Whirlpool in the early morning hours. Residents here who have made out this ghost argue this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who come searching for ghosts in Ashby.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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