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The spirit of a young-looking air force pilot has regularly been observed in an Ashburnham school before dawn pacing the corridors.
A space man from space is repeatedly seen in Bickford Field late at night screaming.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been distinguished on many instances climbing a high tree in Ashburnham State Forest at night.
A gigantic koodoo can often be spotted by Bear Meadow Brook struggling to snatch something.
A colossal puma can be seen often at the stroke of midnight fluttering over the Wapack Range.
A woman with a green face is occasionally spotted in a mirror in an Ashburnham building; the phantom was solely detectable in the mirror. It's been asserted that this exact ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Ashburnham long ago. Whatever folks say, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A gargantuan alligator
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is known to have been made out on many instances down at the water at Coot Bay appearing scary.
The ghost of a delivery man may every now and then be noticed in a flat in the neighborhood of Ashburnham. If you listen to what the local residents assert, this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy people who have the courage to disturb the silence in
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Ashburnham.
The Mothman was made out tossing pieces of wood into Lake Monomonac after midnight.
An extremely large frog emerged taking in the vista at Ashby Reservoir Dam late in the night.
A female character was noticed up on Alpine Hill mounding pebbles. The ghost mentioned revenging a murder. Well, it is certainly a terrifying spirit that should be avoided.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
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