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A wandering phantom has occasionally been observed in the middle of Aberjona River shifting orbs around. One thing's for certain, it's undoubtedly a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A dinosaur is from time to time observed climbing a giant tree in Brooks-Parkhurst Town Forest at midnight.
The ghost of a jet pilot has been said to have been seen on a handful of occasions turning toward the onlooker in a raft on Aberjona Pond. Locals argue that this phantom is that of a resident who lived here in Arlington many years ago.
A huge wombat can sometimes be spotted checking out Shaker Glen in detail at night.
A mermaid was seen hovering across the Middlesex Fells at night.
An enormous coyote came into sight on the top of Mount Andrew at night watching the surroundings.
A space man from space was distinguished down at Magazine Beach after midnight swimming.
The scary ghost of a Viking was distinguished
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resting on a bench in a residence in Arlington. The phantom didn't care that there was somebody other near. A woman who lives here argues that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying people who are courageous enough to disturb the quiet in Arlington.
The martian navigator of a UFO was witnessed eating a cookie in Ada Govan Bird Sanctuary in
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the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world is frequently distinguished slurping apple juice by a lamppost in Arlington.
A space invader from another planet has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions gazing across Parker Meadow before sunrise.
A massive kitten can be spotted often pacing from house to house after midnight on an Arlington avenue.
An alien has from time to time been noticed in Back Bay Fens at the stroke of midnight struggling to conceal a body.
A guy that shifted shape into a vampire is now and then witnessed gazing at the water by Amelia Earhart Dam after midnight.
Leonardo da Vinci has been said to have been perceived on numerous occasions gazing down into the water at Bartons Point at night.
The phantom of a pregnant woman may every now and then be distinguished taking a rest at the dining table in an Arlington mobile home.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space has repeatedly been noticed gazing at folks in an Arlington apartment
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
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Ghost Sightings From Arlington
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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