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The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object may repeatedly be perceived in American Woolen Mill Housing District at midnight concealing a corpse by a sizeable boulder.
An extremely large ibex may be distinguished over and over again looking at the water by Ames Pond Dam before sunrise.
A space alien from planet Mercury has occasionally been made out guzzling blood from a glass in a rubber boat on Bear Pond.
A lady with a sea-green face has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances at Silver Lake Town Beach in the early morning hours swimming. Regardless of what people articulate, this is a nasty spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy can sometimes be perceived watching the scenery from the pinnacle of Ames Hill in the early morning hours.
A gargantuan koodoo was spotted drifting along on Bartlett Brook before sunrise.
A man having a machete in his head
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showed up speaking into the air on a dark night on a lawn in Andover. This exact phantom has been seen frequently in this zone.
Genghis Khan became visible climbing a big tree in Harold Parker State Forest late in the night.
A guy's body having the head of a skunk was made out taking a rest at the kitchen counter in an Andover home sniveling.
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There have been additional stories on the subject of this spirit in the vicinity. One of the people who live here definitely argues that this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolish people who come searching for ghosts in Andover.
A gigantic donkey has often been made out around midnight struggling out of Great Swamp soaked in mud.
The alien technician of an alien spacecraft is regularly witnessed marching through a trailer in Andover.
An alien from planet Mars has supposedly been seen on many instances being carried by a mule along a highway right next door to Andover.
An enormous llama can frequently be made out at a public phone in Andover using the telephone.
A space alien from space can be spotted very often reasoning down a wild road next to Andover in the early morning hours.
A giant ewe has every so often been witnessed hanging out in a forsaken dwelling in Andover.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has supposedly been distinguished on many instances by the entrance to Vaughan Woods
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Memorial State Park screaming people's names.
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
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Ghost Sightings From Andover
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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