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These are some lies we made up about Amherst.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman became visible drinking fuel from a pump at a gas station in Amherst. There are other tales on the subject of this ghost in the area. It's been argued that this individual phantom gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who are bold enough to interrupt the quiet in Amherst.
The ghost of a street bum was made out down beside Orient Springs at the stroke of midnight sobbing. Additional people in close proximity have had comparable incidents involving the same ghost.
Galileo came into view in Amethyst Conservation Area late in the night screaming.
The ghost of an elderly witch was spotted at midnight floating along Adams Brook. This is one of those ghosts that is observed very often in the neighborhood.
A female's body having a bat's head was perceived attempting to snatch something next to a high tree in Cadwell Memorial Forest. The onlooker ran off immediately after she witnessed the ghost.
An ET from
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space has frequently been seen discussing into the night as if somebody besides was near.
A very large addax is repeatedly spotted soaring across The Plains in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien is known to have been made out on a small number of instances on the top of Bare Mountain late in the night surveying the vista.
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martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may frequently be made out by Great Swamp turning toward the watcher.
An martian explorer from another solar system may be witnessed often peeping through apartment windows in Amherst before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune is every now and then witnessed on the summit of one of the hills in the Mount Holyoke Range late at night heaving chunks of concrete.
A space alien from another solar system can every now and then be noticed watching shows in an Amherst living room after midnight.
A guy with the head of a goblin has repeatedly been made out in The Gorge late in the night guzzling blood from a mug.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft has allegedly been spotted on one or two instances consuming a melon at Aldrich Lake Dam around midnight.
An enormous anteater may be made out time and again in a boat on Aldrich Lake smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos has every so often been distinguished
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searching through trash container on an Amherst street.
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Ghost Sightings From Amherst
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Ghost Sightings From Amherst
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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