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An army outfit staggering around with no body in it materialized hanging out in a deserted farmhouse in Amesbury. When the spirit was perceived it faded away into the air.
An martian explorer from another world was noticed smoking a cigar quite near the entrance to Vaughan Woods Memorial State Park.
The spirit of a civil war fighter came into sight standing by a wild highway near Amesbury. The phantom was consumed by the thin air after being made out. No matter what people state, it's a chilling ghost that should be stayed away from.
A gigantic kitten was perceived riding on a motorbike on a dark highway in close proximity to Amesbury.
The spirit of a guy having a pentagram etched into his arm was distinguished carrying a cranium outside the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor. Being frightened by the watchers the phantom withdrew into the night.
An extremely large rabbit has often been made out in an Amesbury trailer.
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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