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An extraterrestrial explorer from space has occasionally been seen walking through a trailer in Amesbury.
A glowing human shape is once in a while perceived shining a lamp in Alliance Park on a dark night. One thing is for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to come across late at night.
Thumbelina is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions hurling boulders into the water at Artichoke River in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a pregnant woman may now and then be seen mounted on a pony by the side of a road right next door to Amesbury.
The phantom of a young man wearing a winter coat has repeatedly been perceived by Artichoke River Dam before sunrise staring at the water.
A space invader from planet Mercury is frequently perceived fly fishing from the shore of Artichoke River Reservoir very late at night.
An extremely large pony has allegedly been distinguished on a few occasions
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pointing at the witness up on the pinnacle of Archelaus Hill.
A beheaded gentleman may repeatedly be made out staggering through an apartment close to Amesbury. A woman who lives here says that this ghost is that of a local who dwelled here in Amesbury long ago. Anyway, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that any sane person would not want
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to meet.
An alien from space may be perceived very frequently in Baker Woods in the early morning hours axing down a towering tree.
The ghost of a physician with a bloody uniform has sometimes been spotted trying to dump a cadaver in Ash Swamp around midnight. One of the folks who live here firmly asserts that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who have the courage to disrupt the peace in Amesbury.
A woman with her right arm and left leg removed is every now and then made out throwing chunks of concrete beside Hampton Falls at night. In any case, this spirit undoubtedly is creepy; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
The phantom of a guy clutching a blood-splattered axe is known to have been made out on one or two occasions at Coffin Point after midnight staring down into the water.
A space man can occasionally be made out at the stroke of midnight exploring Half Tide Rocks in detail.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was seen staggering through an Amesbury area
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Ghost Sightings From Amesbury
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Ghost Sightings From Amesbury
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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