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Earl the ghost owl haunts Commonwealth Ave.? He knocks over margarita glasses, eats cookies, and brings in flower stems to remind residents to water their plants.? He is friendly yet sometimes terrifying because he strikes when you least expect it.
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A cyclop may be seen very frequently in a residence in Allston.
A gigantic mule has once in a while been spotted by the water at Chandler Pond swallowing soda pop.
The ghost of the driver of a train has supposedly been observed on numerous occasions wandering by the side of a deserted highway outside Allston. It has been asserted that this precise ghost may be a celebrated yesteryear dweller of Allston.
A large menacing monster may every so often be spotted at midnight ascending out of Back Bay Fens covered in slime.
An extraterrestrial from the Moon has often been noticed setting up camp in Brooks-Parkhurst Town Forest
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at the stroke of midnight.
An extremely large goat has supposedly been made out on many occasions holding a headbone up on Mount Andrew.
A massive otter may often be made out at Amelia Earhart Dam at midnight screaming.
A giant orangutan may be observed over and over again flinging pieces of wood into the flow at Aberjona River
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after midnight.
A gigantic jackal has every so often been witnessed at Bartons Point on a dark night looking down into the water.
An extremely large porpoise is every now and then spotted on the peak of one of the heights in the Middlesex Fells very late at night thinking.
An enormous cow has purportedly been observed on a few instances coming into view in a closet mirror.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled huntsman pulling a dead moose may every now and then be made out down next to the shore at Carson Beach appearing scary.
A massive ram was perceived pointing at the witness in Adams Playground on a dark night.
A very large alligator showed up having a seat in a beanbag in a house right next door to Allston.
The spirit of a youthful lady with a wire around her neck came into view in Hemlock Gorge before sunrise going berserk. The eye witness escaped after he saw the ghost. In any event, it sure is a terrifying ghost that any rational person would not want to come across.
A gentleman
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lacking a head was distinguished in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver noticing the ghost in his rear view mirror late at night. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody else present. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long departed Allston local.
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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