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These are some lies we made up about Agawam.
The ghost of a zinc-miner can occasionally be perceived beside the water at Big Island reading a magazine. Regardless of what folks express, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.
A Pterodactyl was noticed up on the top of Buck Hill seeking a woman.
The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a plumber materialized crying amongst the trees of Jesse F Smith Memorial Forest. The spirit was consumed by the air after being observed. A woman who lives here argues that this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a person who used to have a house here in Agawam. Either way, it's sure a creepy spirit that is preferably not interrupted.
A woman with a partially see-through body was noticed enjoying the landscape at Enfield Dam around midnight. Being frightened by the eye witnesses the ghost fled into the shadows. In any event, this spirit undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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ghost of a man in a police force uniform appeared gazing on the water's edge of Connecticut River Reservoir. This specific ghost has been observed frequently in this area. No matter what, this is a bad spirit that any sound person would not want to come across.
A space invader from deep space was made out in Clay Brook attempting to state something.
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extraterrestrial has repeatedly been made out by a man camping at a campground outside Agawam.
An alien voyager from another world is frequently perceived frightening people in Brazin Bruce Park late in the night.
A space man from the cosmos has purportedly been spotted on a few instances checking out Bush Notch in detail before sunrise.
The ghost of an aged man with a big white mustache can be spotted over and over again resting in an armchair in an apartment in Agawam.
A massive chimpanzee has sometimes been observed by Great Marsh looking wrathfully at the witness.
The ghost of a man dressed in a soldier's uniform has supposedly been observed on several instances wandering from building to building at midnight on an Agawam street.
An old knight's armor devoid of a human inside may every so often be witnessed by Frog Hole hollowing out a gap. One of the residents firmly alleges that this spirit is the tormented spirit of a former Agawam local person.
The ghost of a female with a bag fastened around her head
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has repeatedly been spotted taking a rest at a table in an Agawam house. A number of of the folks here allege this ghost is that of a resident who lived here in Agawam some time ago.
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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