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These are some lies we made up about Adams.
The phantom of a coal-miner can be noticed often watching movies in an Adams living room in the early morning hours before sunrise. Locals here allege that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise folks who are brave enough to interrupt the quiet in Adams.
A space man from planet Mars has now and then been made out gazing at the water by Bassett Reservoir Dam before dawn.
The phantom of a gentleman clothed as a janitor is once in a while noticed throwing stones on the water's edge of Bassett Reservoir. One of the residents strongly claims that this spirit gets pleasure from startling people who come searching for spirits in Adams.
A very large rabbit may every so often be made out scrutinizing The Bellows Pipe in detail after midnight.
The spirit of a gentleman having on a police outfit was observed annihilating a hat up on the pinnacle of Mount Amos. This ghost is extremely active in this area; there have been frequent other reports of this
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exact ghost.
A space man from the cosmos emerged late in the night soaring over the Greylock Range.
A space man materialized trying to find a hat down by The Cascade at midnight.
A huge aoudad was witnessed floating along Azimuth Brook after midnight.
A massive marmoset was perceived searching through garbage container on
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an Adams avenue.
A sizeable creepy monster is often distinguished on an Adams road late in the night.
A gigantic gemsbok has supposedly been distinguished on a few instances hovering in the air like a balloon in Adams.
The ghost of an old man with a big gray beard can often be made out on a dark night glancing across The Hopper.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft can be noticed very often staring at an old man snoozing on a mattress in a mobile home in Adams.
A gargantuan bull has once in a while been noticed at the stroke of midnight scrambling out of Tyler Pond soaked in dirty water.
Issac Newton is every so often made out in Blackington Historic District at midnight trying to capture something.
A space man from planet Venus can once in a while be observed under a creepy tall tree in Savoy Mountain State Forest shining a lantern.
An alien from another world is repeatedly noticed by Hoosac Range startling folks.
An enormous canary has purportedly been seen on a few instances in a hardware store in the Adams vicinity.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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