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An alien vacationer from another world was seen in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
An ET from Mars has repeatedly been perceived gazing at the water by Hamlin Road Dam late in the night.
A space invader from another solar system is regularly noticed screaming at the bystander to be off down beside the waterfront at Acushnet River Reservoir.
An ET is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions up on the pinnacle of Braley Hill going crazy.
The alien captain of a flying saucer may repeatedly be noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise drifting by on Acushnet River.
The terrifying ghost of a Barbarian can be observed very often digging a crater by Acushnet Cedar Swamp.
A man that turned into a vampire has from time to time been witnessed beneath a bloodcurdling tree in Cedar Swamp Town Forest mounding bricks.
A space alien from the
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Moon is every so often spotted on a dark night flying across Fort Flat.
The ghost of a pregnant lady has supposedly been spotted on many instances at the water at Deep Point trying to locate a book.
A gigantic kinkajou may now and then be made out in Ashley Park around midnight covering a body by a big rock.
The ghost of a young
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gentleman in a winter jacket has regularly been noticed by a man hunting in a forest right next door to Acushnet. In any case, it's a frightening phantom that is rather not messed with.
A decapitated gentleman is repeatedly perceived glugging down water from Crystal Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A gigantic lynx may frequently be made out relaxing on the floor in a residence in Acushnet.
Frankenstein's Monster may be seen often in Puppy Rocks before sunrise gripping a cranium.
A space invader from space has now and then been observed striding from home to home late at night on an Acushnet avenue.
The ghost of a surgeon with a bloody uniform is every so often seen right by the entrance to Demarest Lloyd State Park screaming.
A female with her head and right arm and right leg removed has been said to have been noticed on many instances resting at a table in an Acushnet flat. Several of the locals claim this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy folks who have the courage to disrupt the tranquility in Acushnet.
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extremely large mink can once in a while be made out in a deserted spot in the vicinity of Acushnet.
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Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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