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These are some lies we made up about Acton.
The ghost of a civil war combatant was seen concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in Acton Arboretum in the early morning hours. The appearance of the witness startled the ghost who then disappeared. A number of of the people who live here allege this ghost takes pleasure in frightening folks who dare to upset the silence in Acton.
A very large mink has repeatedly been observed taking in the vista at Allen Dam before sunrise.
A big scary giant is frequently noticed on the top of Annursnac Hill at night gazing at the view.
A gigantic snake has purportedly been seen on a handful of occasions searching through a closet in the bedroom of an Acton home after midnight.
Christopher Columbus can often be observed staring at folks in an Acton apartment through a door crack.
A massive whale can be seen very frequently by Batemans Pond Swamp shifting orbs around.
An martian tourist from another galaxy has from time to time been seen
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in a secluded location near Acton.
An alien from planet Mars is once in a while distinguished at Assabet River at the stroke of midnight hurling pieces of wood into the flow.
A colossal horse can once in a while be witnessed yelling at the witness to go away by Bound Rock.
The ghost of a severely charred lady has often been noticed
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posting a letter at an Acton post office.
The ghost of a guy with a word engraved into his head is frequently witnessed on the water's edge of Black Pond tossing chunks of concrete. In any case, it is certainly a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An extraterrestrial from outer space may often be made out discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was in attendance.
The ghost of an engine driver may be observed time and again walking a Cocker Spaniel late at night on a murky Acton street. No matter what, this phantom indisputably is chilling; one that should be stayed away from.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs has from time to time been seen guzzling blood from a cup near the entrance to Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor.
A gargantuan sloth is now and then made out watching movies in an Acton living room on a dark night.
A massive warthog has supposedly been observed on one or two instances smoking a cigar in Quaddick State Park outside the ranger station.
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colossal aardvark can once in a while be distinguished on an Acton residential street before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Acton
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Ghost Sightings From Acton
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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