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The ghost of an aged cleaning lady can now and then be observed soaring across Hobart Meadow around midnight. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be kept away from.
A big menacing beast has frequently been spotted reading a tabloid in Ames Nowell State Park at night.
An extremely large buffalo is often observed on the peak of Beech Hill before dawn looking at the sight.
A gigantic walrus may frequently be made out in a wild area outside Abington.
A space alien can be noticed very frequently by Beaver Brook gazing.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft has occasionally been spotted fishing from the water's edge of Lake Holbrook on a dark night.
The spirit of a young woman dressed as a house keeper is sometimes perceived looking at the surroundings at Accord Pond Dam before sunrise.
An Icthyosaurus may once in a while be perceived by Arnold Meadow thinking.
The spirit of a young cowboy was seen
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walking in the middle of a gloomy road outside Abington. When observed the ghost approached the bystander who then escaped.
An enormous peccary appeared calling out names amongst the towering trees of Hanson Town Forest.
One of the three Little Pigs showed up posting an envelope at an Abington post office.
A gargantuan puma was
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spotted drinking diesel from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Abington.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was spotted walking a dog after midnight on a dark Abington avenue.
The spirit of a coal-miner has repeatedly been seen watching cable in an Abington living room late at night.
A colossal alligator is repeatedly observed digging a nook in Bradley Palmer State Park near the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world has been said to have been seen on numerous occasions piling pieces of wood in Blackstone River Valley National Heritage Corridor quite near the park headquarters.
A space man from another world may repeatedly be noticed browsing through garbage container on an Abington residential street.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may be spotted frequently hanging in the air like a blimp in Abington.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a store clerk has from time to time been noticed looking at an old man slumbering on a couch in a home in Abington.
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ghost of a man having on a law enforcement uniform is once in a while witnessed trying on socks in an Abington apartment. A lot of locals claim this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long gone Abington person who lived here.
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Ghost Sightings From Abington
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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