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Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''. -See any cops around? asked Arthur. -Nope, said Delbert. -OK, let's go for it!. Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''. Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert. - How's that Arthur? - One wife too many. When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came. - Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000. - Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur. - Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk. - I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat. Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito. A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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