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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list. Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head. Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal. - Delbert, I don't like my wife. - At least eat your vegetables Arthur. Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken - A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken? - About a year now. - A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor. - Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs. So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer? - Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job. Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway? - That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig. When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came. - Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000. - Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur. - Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk. - I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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