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These are some lies we made up about Woodbury.
The ghost of a young woman soaked in blood has supposedly been spotted on a handful of occasions around midnight climbing out of Alder Swamp drenched in mud.
Nicolaus Copernicus can often be witnessed frightening folks next to the water at Big Cove.
A space man from the cosmos can be seen often watching shows in a Woodbury living room before dawn.
A man with a large hole through his chest is every so often made out drifting along Bullet Hill Brook before dawn. In any case, it's sure a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The martian technician of a flying saucer has been perceived on numerous occasions concealing a corpse by a sizeable rock in Bellamy-Ferriday Garden at midnight.
A space alien from planet Jupiter may occasionally be made out browsing through trash cans on a Woodbury residential street.
A giant newt was made out hurling pieces of wood up on the top of Bald Hill.
An Anchisaurus came into sight
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at Big Meadow Pond Dam before dawn excavating a cavity.
An extremely large chinchilla was seen late in the night soaring across Buell Flats.
A space alien from space appeared fly fishing from the water's edge of Abbotts Pond in the early morning hours.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen on a Woodbury
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avenue in the early morning hours.
A gentleman having the head of a goblin was distinguished suspended in the air like a blimp in Woodbury. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed over and over again close by. It has been asserted that this specific ghost may perhaps be a renowned yesteryear local of Woodbury. Regardless of what, this is a hostile ghost that should be stayed away from.
An martian vacationer from another planet has often been made out in a supermarket in the Woodbury area.
An alien from planet Saturn is frequently witnessed reading a magazine in Black Rock State Park near the ranger station.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been seen on several occasions trying on a jacket in a Woodbury residence.
A giant porpoise may be observed often climbing out from a manhole on a Woodbury residential road on a dark night.
A mermaid has from time to time been perceived musicalizing on a guitar in a Woodbury home.
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Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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