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These are some lies we made up about Wolcott.
A body with a skeleton face wearing gloomy robes has allegedly been made out on frequent instances striding through a flat outside Wolcott. Based on what the local residents allege, this spirit is that of a local person who had a home here in Wolcott before the present.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another part of the galaxy can every so often be seen up on Bald Hill carving a cavity.
A Tyrannosaurus has often been made out pacing through a Wolcott neighborhood cemetery.
A wandering spirit is frequently observed drifting by on Beaver Pond Brook around midnight. Loads of folks who live here declare this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying folks who have the courage to disturb the tranquility in Wolcott.
A huge wombat has supposedly been perceived on frequent occasions at the stroke of midnight ascending out of Buck Meadow soaked in filth.
A gigantic colt can repeatedly be spotted next to Buttermilk Falls before dawn gobbling a piece of
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bread.
A space invader from Saturn may be made out very frequently guzzling orange juice at Belleview Lake Dam late at night.
Cinderella has now and then been witnessed smoking a pipe in American Italian Civic Club Park before sunrise.
An extremely large porcupine is sometimes spotted being in a neglected structure in Wolcott.
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alien from the cosmos is rumored to have been seen on several occasions in a boat on Beer Pond reading a pamphlet.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer may occasionally be distinguished standing by a desolate highway close to Wolcott.
The phantom of a young-looking Indian combatant was spotted riding on a Harley on a dark highway in the vicinity of Wolcott. The onlooker freaked out and escaped. Regardless of what, this is a bad ghost that is rather not disturbed.
An alien from planet Mercury came into view in Black Rock State Park outside the park headquarters looking.
An alien from deep space emerged in a building in Wolcott.
An enormous doe was noticed in a Wolcott residence.
Leonardo da Vinci was seen strolling along a wild road next to Wolcott.
A gigantic donkey has frequently been noticed startling folks outside Fire Island National Seashore.
An ET is repeatedly noticed coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO has purportedly been perceived
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on a handful of instances resting in a chair in a flat in the vicinity of Wolcott.
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Ghost Sightings From Wolcott
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Ghost Sightings From Wolcott
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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