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These are some lies we made up about Wilton.
Thumbelina is every so often noticed in Allens Meadows Park very late at night crying.
A partially translucent gentleman outfitted as the skipper of a ship has been perceived on one or two occasions climbing out of a manhole on a Wilton avenue very late at night.
The ghost of a young guy in a confederate uniform was observed nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Wilton. The appearance of the eye witness scared the ghost who then faded away. In any case, this ghost unquestionably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
The spirit of a hobo appeared up on the top of Bald Hill twinkling a light. The eye witness freaked out and ran away.
The ghost of a young-looking female drenched in blood was witnessed performing a song on a harp in a Wilton mobile home. The spirit nodded to the watcher. A local man claims that this spirit is that of a local person who existed here in Wilton long ago.
A colossal jerboa appeared by Carter
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Swamp screaming names.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished in a Wilton highschool before dawn wandering the hallways.
A man with a sizeable hole through his torso was spotted looking at the water by Beaver Brook Pond Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost was ingested by the night
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after being witnessed. One of the local residents strongly alleges that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying foolish folks who have the guts to disrupt the peace in Wilton.
A lady's body having a horse's head has regularly been made out fishing from the shore of Beaver Brook Pond around midnight. Several of the locals assert this ghost gets pleasure from startling foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Wilton.
An enormous dingo is often observed tossing pieces of wood by Aspetuck River.
An alien from planet Jupiter has been said to have been witnessed on a few occasions examining Redding Glen in detail after midnight.
A half rotten human dead body may often be seen devastating a hat by the water at Burritt Cove.
A woman in flames, carrying a fuel tank may be witnessed very frequently in a trailer near Wilton. It's been alleged that this specific ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Wilton many years ago.
Marco Polo has every so often been witnessed in a Wilton
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area hardware store, pacing the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Wilton
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Ghost Sightings From Wilton
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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