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These are some lies we made up about Wethersfield.
A huge pronghorn came into sight striding by a desolate highway close to Wethersfield.
A giant donkey was observed in Clay Banks Bar late in the night going nuts.
An extremely large lizard has repeatedly been observed looking down into the water at Keeney Cove at midnight.
The ghost of an aged woman hauling a revolver is repeatedly spotted observing the panorama from the peak of Cedar Mountain on a dark night. A man who lives here claims that this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Wethersfield some decades ago. One thing is for sure, it's a frightening ghost that should be avoided.
The ghost of a flight attendant can frequently be observed by Crow Point looking for a hat. Well, it sure is a bloodcurdling spirit that is better not upset.
A Chupacabra has now and then been noticed before dawn glancing across Glastonbury Meadows.
A gargantuan armadillo is from time to time distinguished sitting
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on a sofa in a flat near Wethersfield.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been spotted on frequent occasions by Glastonbury Meadows reading a newspaper.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief can every so often be noticed in Aaron Fien Square very late at night hauling a cranium.
A black as coal crow
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that transformed into a woman has often been witnessed before sunrise floating by on Bass Brook.
A gigantic boar is frequently spotted in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver observing the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night.
The phantom of a down-and-out guy is rumored to have been observed on a small number of instances trying to grab something at Addison Pond Dam at night. One of the locals strongly claims that this ghost could be a celebrated yesteryear dweller of Wethersfield.
The phantom of a young-looking cowboy may be distinguished often fly fishing from the water's edge of Addison Pond on a dark night.
A large chilling dragon has sometimes been made out raking leaves in the side garden of a house in Wethersfield.
A space man from Mars is now and then perceived in Mooneys Woods at night cutting down a big tree.
The ghost of a miner has allegedly been spotted on a small number of occasions by a guy fishing by a lake near Wethersfield. In any case, this phantom undoubtedly is terrifying;
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one that you do not want to bump into on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Wethersfield
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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