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A man with the head of a leprechaun has frequently been witnessed collecting firewood in Great Pond State Forest on a dark night. It has been argued that this individual ghost is most likely the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in West Simsbury.
Goldilocks is repeatedly noticed in a West Simsbury area clothing store, marching the aisles.
An alien from Mars has allegedly been made out on frequent occasions drinking water from Massacoe Spring late in the night.
A fairly decayed human corpse may frequently be noticed very late at night floating down Barbour Brook.
An alien from another world can be spotted over and over again dining on a steak around midnight on a park bench in West Simsbury.
A colossal pronghorn has from time to time been seen walking through a trailer in West Simsbury.
The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object is every now and then made out soaring over the Barndoor Hills very late at night.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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