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These are some lies we made up about Weston.
The ghost of a youthful female with a line around her neck was perceived floating along Aspetuck River on a dark night. This spirit is enormously active in this vicinity; there have been numerous other sightings of this particular spirit. No matter what, this is a horrible ghost that should be stayed away from.
An enormous wolverine has often been perceived by a woman canoeing in a river close to Weston.
Rapunzel is repeatedly perceived by Aspetuck Reservoir Dam at the stroke of midnight looking at the water.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer may repeatedly be distinguished on the water's edge of Aspetuck Reservoir appearing creepy.
A man without a head has occasionally been perceived before dawn checking out Redding Glen in detail.
The spirit of an aged gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg is once in a while made out monitoring the landscape from the peak of Bald Mountain after midnight. It's been said that this individual
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ghost might be a recognized former time inhabitant of Weston.
The ghost of a waitress has been said to have been spotted on several occasions in Allens Meadows Park at night going crazy. If you listen to the people who live here, this spirit is in all probability the struggling spirit of a local person who used to dwell here in Weston.
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massive pronghorn may every so often be spotted sitting on a bench in a house in Weston.
A huge alligator has repeatedly been noticed scooping out a crater by a streetlight in Weston.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is frequently made out at Grove Point after midnight gazing down into the water.
The ghost of a young lady dressed as a house keeper has allegedly been noticed on one or two occasions guzzling blood from a glass by Huckleberry Swamp.
The ghost of a dispossessed guy can frequently be spotted pacing from flat to flat at midnight on a Weston avenue. Loads of local residents argue this spirit is the undead soul of a long departed Weston local.
The ghost of a young cowboy may be spotted repeatedly slurping paint near the water at Southport Beach.
An alien tourist from deep space has from time to time been perceived browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Weston apartment late at night.
An extremely large marten is every so often seen gazing at folks in a Weston residence through
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Ghost Sightings From Weston
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Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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