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The spirit of a pregnant female has from time to time been witnessed gazing at a lady sleeping on a futon in a mobile home in West Haven.
An alien tourist from outer space is rumored to have been distinguished on numerous instances near the entrance to Black Rock State Park yelling names.
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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