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A gargantuan dromedary was seen conversing into the thin air as if someone besides was there.
A space alien from planet Saturn came into view at the stroke of midnight checking out Bradley Rocks.
An alien from another world was seen on the top of Allington Hill late in the night monitoring the surroundings.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack holding a sizeable axe was spotted in Allington Park after midnight screaming at the viewer to disappear. When the ghost was noticed it vanished into the air. One of the local residents decisively claims that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through West Haven many years ago. Any which way, this spirit undeniably is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to bump into around midnight.
A huge lizard has frequently been distinguished gazing over West Haven Flats at night.
The alien mechanic of a UFO is frequently witnessed by Beaver Pond Meadows scooping out an outlet.
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Abominable Snowman has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions bass fishing from the water's edge of Bishops Pond late in the night.
A giant salamander may regularly be noticed swallowing blood from a glass in Adams Fall late at night.
A big menacing monster may be noticed very often mid stream in Belden Brook looking for
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a box.
An extremely large buffalo has every so often been distinguished swallowing milk down near the water at Baldwin Point.
A terrifying skeleton is from time to time witnessed guzzling water from Ball Spring before sunrise.
A huge cheetah has been witnessed on a few instances walking a Pit Bull in the early morning hours before sunrise on a dark West Haven street.
A Pterodactyl can now and then be distinguished collecting sticks for a fire in College Woods in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gargantuan impala has frequently been noticed next to the water's edge at Bayview Beach howling.
A space man from Jupiter is often made out by Burns Point Jetty before sunrise gazing at the water.
A shining human body has purportedly been witnessed on a handful of instances peeking through home windows in West Haven late in the night.
A space man from outer space may regularly be spotted browsing through trash container on a West Haven lane.
A space invader may be observed time and
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again on a West Haven avenue at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From West Haven
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Ghost Sightings From West Haven
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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