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An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy was distinguished strolling through a trailer in West Hartford.
A massive hamster is often distinguished beneath a frightening lofty tree in Mooneys Woods facing the bystander.
A space man from another solar system has supposedly been seen on several instances looking at the vista at Batterson Park Pond Dam after midnight.
The ghost of a civil war warrior may repeatedly be witnessed howling at the observer to leave down at the water's edge at Batterson Park Pond.
The phantom of a badly charred female may be noticed repeatedly strolling through a home outside West Hartford.
The phantom of a guy with a cross carved into his hand has now and then been distinguished mid stream in Bass Brook scraping out an outlet.
The ghost of the driver of a train is now and then spotted devastating a book up on the top of Avon Mountain.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien
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spacecraft may occasionally be made out in Aaron Fien Square before dawn concealing a cadaver by a large rock.
A Megalosaurus has often been made out in Dead Wood Swamp late at night attempting to dump a body.
An alien from planet Jupiter is frequently distinguished at night leading a directed exploration of Soldiers and Sailors Memorial
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Arch to a troop of spirits.
A very large horse has been said to have been observed on many occasions walking through a West Hartford area churchyard.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled hunter dragging a dead cougar may often be noticed grasping a human headbone in Cooks Gap at the stroke of midnight. No matter what people utter, this is a horrible ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gargantuan pig can be observed very frequently howling beside a desolate road in the vicinity of West Hartford after midnight.
One of the three Little Pigs has now and then been witnessed being in a forsaken building in West Hartford.
The spirit of a young lady with a cable around her neck is now and then distinguished standing by a wild road near West Hartford.
A man without a head has been noticed on several instances being carried by a motorcycle on a shady highway close to West Hartford. Locals here who have seen this ghost argue this ghost likes scaring foolish people who come trying to find ghosts in West
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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