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Watertown, Connecticut Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Watertown.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing a police uniform can regularly be observed up on Bald Hill smoking a cigar. A local man argues that this ghost is that of a local person who had a home here in Watertown a long time ago.
A space alien can be perceived frequently in Mattatuck State Forest in the early morning hours camping.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has sometimes been observed pulling a body over the grass in Aldorizo Park at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of an old guy with a huge gray beard is every now and then noticed at Big Meadow Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight taking pleasure in the panorama.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head can once in a while be witnessed gazing in Black Rock State Park by the park headquarters. One thing is for sure, this ghost certainly is scary; one that is preferably not upset.
A giant horse is frequently witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise staring
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over Buell Flats.
An old knight's armor lacking a person inside has been said to have been witnessed on numerous occasions in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night. Either way, this is a hostile ghost that you don't want to run into around midnight.
A massive colt can
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be spotted often meditating in a rubber boat on Abbotts Pond.
A colossal toad has sometimes been noticed by Branch Brook rearranging orbs about.
A fairly transparent gentleman clothed as the captain of a craft is once in a while noticed by a man canoeing in a river in close proximity to Watertown. One of the folks who live here decisively claims that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise people who are bold enough to upset the quiet in Watertown.
A colossal doe has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions at Big Cove in the early morning hours looking down into the water.
An martian traveler from another planet may from time to time be witnessed looking crossly at the onlooker by Alder Swamp.
A space invader from planet Venus was noticed sitting on the floor in a flat in Watertown.
An alien from outer space showed up heaving boulders beside a lamppost in Watertown.
A gigantic alpaca was spotted pacing from apartment to apartment around midnight on a Watertown lane.
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extraterrestrial came into sight relaxing at a table in a Watertown residence.
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Ghost Sightings From Watertown
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Ghost Sightings From Watertown
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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