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These are some lies we made up about Waterbury.
A space man from outer space can be distinguished frequently in Aldorizo Park very late at night hauling a cadaver across the dirt.
A feminine body has occasionally been witnessed staring at the water by Belleview Lake Dam late at night. Residents here say that this spirit could be the spirit of a local who died here in Waterbury some time ago. Any which way, it is unquestionably a frightening ghost that any sound person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A massive alligator is from time to time noticed eating a cookie on the water's edge of Abbotts Pond.
Bigfoot has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances glancing over Buell Flats before dawn.
A space invader was perceived reading a magazine by Buck Meadow.
A gargantuan mule came into view on the peak of Andrews Hill before dawn studying the landscape.
The phantom of a guy grasping a sword was made out at Beacon Hill Brook at night tossing rocks into the flowing water.
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This is one of those ghosts that is made out frequently close at hand.
A huge mouse was seen stopping by High Rock around midnight.
The spirit of a woman with a pentagram carved into her forehead was witnessed in High Rock Grove at midnight hunting with a shotgun. The ghost did not care that there was someone other in attendance. One
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of the people who live here strongly alleges that this phantom might be a celebrated days gone by inhabitant of Waterbury.
A gigantic gnu has often been distinguished on a Waterbury lane late in the night.
A giant grizzly bear is repeatedly distinguished attempting to snatch something in Black Rock State Park quite near the ranger station.
A Centrosaurus is rumored to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions hovering in the air like a blimp in Waterbury.
An alien explorer from the cosmos may be perceived time and again next to Buttermilk Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise frightening folks.
A massive hippopotamus has sometimes been distinguished shouting names down by the water at Big Cove.
The ghost of a lady with a knife in her chest is now and then seen looking at a lady snoozing on a couch in a home in Waterbury.
A space alien from another world has allegedly been spotted on many occasions in a supermarket in the Waterbury vicinity.
Aladdin can once in a while be witnessed
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trying on a jacket in a Waterbury house.
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Ghost Sightings From Waterbury
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Ghost Sightings From Waterbury
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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