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These are some lies we made up about Washington Depot.
A huge guinea pig was noticed by The Pinnacle flinging bricks.
A space man from another solar system was distinguished at Bantam River at midnight tossing chunks of concrete into the current.
Aristotle has repeatedly been made out having a seat on the floor in a flat near Washington Depot.
A gargantuan parakeet is repeatedly witnessed in Chestnut Lands before sunrise sawing down a soaring tree.
An Icthyosaurus is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of instances at the stroke of midnight chasing a passing Jeep on a dark road in the neighborhood of Washington Depot.
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Ghost Sightings From Washington Depot
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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