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These are some lies we made up about Washington.
An enormous gorilla has been said to have been distinguished on a few instances very late at night conducting a piloted trip of The Pinnacle to a party of phantoms.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO may from time to time be observed late at night drifting by on Bantam River.
A scary creature was seen in a Washington house. There have been other testimonies on the subject of this ghost in the neighborhood. Residents say that this phantom is the undeceased soul of a long gone Washington local. Regardless of what, it's a creepy phantom that you wouldn't want to run into very late at night.
The ghost of a man dressed as a store clerk appeared appearing in a washroom mirror. Many sightings of this ghost have been conveyed. No matter what folks state, it indisputably is a terrifying spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space alien from Venus materialized late at night checking out Marks Hollow in detail.
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Ghost Sightings From Washington
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Ghost Sightings From Washington
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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