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An extremely large waterbuck may be seen very often trying on a jacket in a Wallingford flat.
A space alien from another planet has from time to time been witnessed at the water at Goat Point looking for a photo.
A Pterodactyl is now and then seen at the stroke of midnight floating down on Allen Brook.
A massive pig has been said to have been perceived on a few instances by Smith Rock drinking milk.
An alien may occasionally be distinguished in Benjamin J Nessing Memorial Park late at night dragging a cadaver over rocks.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is regularly witnessed reading a book down at the water at Dossin Park Beach.
The phantom of an old guy with a big white beard is known to have been observed on one or two occasions gripping a human headbone in Copper Valley very late at night. People here declare that this phantom may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here
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in Wallingford some time ago. Regardless of what, it's a chilling phantom that you would not want to meet around midnight.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship can be noticed frequently crawling up from a manhole on a Wallingford residential street on a dark night.
A gargantuan sloth has sometimes been observed hovering across the
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Hanging Hills before dawn.
A colossal prairie dog has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions by Baldwins Pond Dam before dawn looking at the water.
An ET from Venus may once in a while be witnessed up on Beseck Mountain trying to express something.
A woman with an axe sticking out of her head was noticed attempting to deposit a dead body in Beaver Head Swamp on a dark night. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived time and again in the neighborhood. One of the local residents strongly claims that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Wallingford. One thing's for sure, it indisputably is a scary spirit that any sensible person would not want to meet.
A giant addax showed up reflecting on the shore of Axle Shop Pond.
A huge ape was distinguished snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Wallingford.
A space alien from another world appeared playing a harmonica in a Wallingford trailer.
An ET was perceived in a mirror
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in a Wallingford apartment; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Wallingford
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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