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The spirit of a young-looking cowboy was distinguished taking pleasure in the landscape at Bantam Pond Dam at midnight. There have been other tales about this ghost in the area. Several of the people who live in this town say this spirit takes pleasure in scaring unwise people who come trying to find spirits in Trumbull. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A gargantuan mustang has regularly been witnessed on the shore of Bantam Pond discussing into the air.
An extraterrestrial from space has allegedly been made out on a small number of occasions hauling a body from the chilly water of Beardsley Brook at night.
The spirit of a coal-miner may be spotted repeatedly covering a dead body by a large rock in Abraham Nichols Park around midnight.
The ghost of a man clad as a gardener has every so often been seen in a flat in Trumbull.
An alien is now and then seen wandering by a secluded road in the vicinity
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of Trumbull.
A gigantic tiger may occasionally be observed becoming visible in a bathroom mirror.
An enormous walrus has repeatedly been seen reasoning down next to the water at Black Rock Neck.
An Icthyosaurus has allegedly been spotted on several instances at Long Beach at night gazing at the waves down near the water.
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ghost of a man in a sheriff uniform may often be witnessed under a tall tree in Fairfield Woods shouting people's names.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft can be witnessed very often in Great Meadows at night attempting to dump a cadaver.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has from time to time been perceived glancing at the sight from the peak of Academy Hill before sunrise.
The ghost of an old man with a big white beard is from time to time made out tossing stones in Mill Bar after midnight. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a frightening ghost that should be avoided.
A gargantuan zebra is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions late at night rushing after a passing vehicle on a murky road near Trumbull.
The ghost of a man sporting a soldier's uniform may now and then be witnessed in the rear seat of a Chevy by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was spotted picking
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flowers in the back yard of a trailer in Trumbull.
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Ghost Sightings From Trumbull
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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