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These are some lies we made up about Thomaston.
An armed forces uniform staggering around with no body in it may frequently be spotted in Black Rock State Park near the park headquarters smoking a pipe. Residents say that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Thomaston before the present.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has every so often been made out underneath a big tree in Mattatuck State Forest reading a newsletter.
A space alien from planet Pluto is every so often perceived walking a Rottweiler after midnight on a dark Thomaston avenue.
Marco Polo is rumored to have been made out on a few instances sobbing mid stream in Branch Brook.
A very large raccoon can now and then be perceived watching television in a Thomaston living room late in the night.
A gigantic reptile was seen in Aldorizo Park around midnight dragging a body across the dirt.
A space man from another part of the galaxy was seen trying to grip
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something up on Bald Hill.
A colossal seal came into sight contemplating on the water's edge of Atwood Pond.
A space alien was perceived on a Thomaston road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted looking at a woman snoozing in an armchair in a building
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in Thomaston.
The phantom of a civil war soldier has frequently been spotted by Buck Meadow looking terrifying. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an unpleasant ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a critically burned woman is repeatedly seen looking wrathfully at the eye witness at Buttermilk Falls on a dark night. One of the residents determinedly argues that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who are brave enough to interrupt the silence in Thomaston. In any event, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be avoided.
A gigantic rhinoceros may frequently be distinguished in a grocery store in the Thomaston neighborhood.
A huge moose can be noticed very often staring at the water by Belleview Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal steer has now and then been made out trying on socks in a Thomaston home.
The ghost of a gentleman having a pentagram cut into his nose is now and then spotted snooping in mailboxes at night in Thomaston. A number of of the folks here allege this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Thomaston.
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Ghost Sightings From Thomaston
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Ghost Sightings From Thomaston
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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