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These are some lies we made up about Terryville.
A very large ocelot has been noticed on a handful of occasions guzzling water from Buttermilk Falls around midnight.
A huge whale may sometimes be observed looking at the panorama from the pinnacle of Becar Hill at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn was noticed at Birge Pond Dam after midnight talking into the thin air.
A menacing skeleton emerged fly fishing from the water's edge of Birge Pond at midnight. The onlooker got freaked out and escaped. Regardless of what, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to bump into.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire was noticed by Birge Pond Brook crying. The ghost did not seem to be anxious by the onlookers. According to what the locals allege, this ghost might be a distinguished old days native of Terryville. No matter what folks express, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An alien from deep space emerged
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in Buck Meadow late at night struggling to conceal a dead body.
A colossal panther was spotted sitting in a beanbag in an apartment in Terryville.
The ghost of a pregnant female was perceived flashing a lamp beneath a lamppost in Terryville. The phantom saluted the watcher. A lot of locals assert this ghost is most likely the undead ghost
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of a local person who used to have a house here in Terryville. Nonetheless, it's a frightening spirit that should be left alone.
Goldilocks has frequently been distinguished strolling from flat to flat before sunrise on a Terryville road.
A space alien is repeatedly made out scraping out an outlet in the ground in Mattatuck State Forest late in the night.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has supposedly been perceived on a few instances rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Terryville home at night.
A beheaded man can be distinguished over and over again looking bloodcurdling in Aldorizo Park at midnight. Local people who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Terryville local. In any event, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A space alien from planet Venus has every now and then been made out looking wrathfully at the bystander outside Black Rock State Park.
A gargantuan dog is occasionally spotted staring
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at people in a Terryville trailer through a window.
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Ghost Sightings From Terryville
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Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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