Southington, Connecticut Lies These are some lies we made up about Southington. The phantom of a waitress is often noticed hovering by a gloomy road in the vicinity of Southington. A space invader can repeatedly be spotted on the highest spot of Bradley Mountain late at night examining the view. The phantom of an old cleaning lady may be distinguished over and over again downing gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Southington. If you listen to what the residents allege, this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Southington some decades ago. The alien technician of an alien spacecraft has once in a while been witnessed on the highest spot of one of the heights in the Hanging Hills at the stroke of midnight searching for a book. A very large armadillo is every so often noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Cooks Gap in detail. A gargantuan mink may now and then be perceived at Dossin Park Beach at night gazing at the waves beside the shore. A sizeable bloodcurdling       dragon is often spotted in Barnes Field on a dark night reading a book. The ghost of a young-looking woman outfitted as a maid has been observed on a handful of occasions seeking something by Birge Pond Brook. The ghost of a homeless man may often be made out looking at the landscape at Beaver Pond Dam before sunrise. Residents who have   observed this phantom say this phantom gets pleasure from startling unwise people who are courageous enough to upset the quiet in Southington. In any event, this is an unpleasant phantom that is rather not upset. A colossal springbok can be distinguished repeatedly fly fishing from the shore of Beaver Pond after midnight. An extremely large tapir has every so often been seen crawling out of Cedar Swamp covered in filth in the early morning hours before sunrise. An ET from Jupiter is every now and then spotted talking into the thin air as if someone besides was there. The ghost of a young cowboy has been said to have been observed on numerous occasions walking a Rottweiler in the early morning hours before sunrise on a murky Southington avenue. The spirit of a silver-miner was distinguished watching television in a Southington living room after midnight. Other reports of this ghost have been described. Julius Ceasar was observed rummaging around in trash container on a Southington avenue. An alien from another solar system came into sight hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Southington. More Lies About Southington On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Southington Submit a lie about Southington, Connecticut: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:       Other untruthful towns near Southington, Connecticut: Plantsville, Connecticut, 2 miles away Cheshire, Connecticut, 6 miles away Meriden, Connecticut, 6 miles away Wolcott, Connecticut, 7 miles away Wallingford, Connecticut, 9 miles away Prospect, Connecticut, 9 miles away Terryville, Connecticut, 10 miles away Middlefield, Connecticut, 12 miles away North Haven, Connecticut, 12 miles away Plymouth, Connecticut, 12 miles away        The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Connecticut Ghost Sightings From Southington Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.'' Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence. But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly. Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence. But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''. This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved. - When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''. Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -He starts coffin. MORE JOKES